<rant>You know who you are. You work in our offices and make odd jokes we normal people can’t understand. You laugh at yourself like you’re the funniest person alive while we stare at you blankly. Some of you chew potato chips loudly. Others fart when you think no one is listening (we are, think you’re gross, and talk about it when you’re not around). Some of you even become angry when we clearly don’t appreciate your strange personality. Some of us are frightened by you and wish you would just stop inflicting yourself on us!</rant>

Sorry. Had to be said. I feel better now that I’ve gotten that off my chest.