A 10′ Gibson Les Paul statue created for charity was stolen from the front of Graze Restaurant in Orlando, FL. “B Creative” was painted by a local artist named David Brotherton. The statue was expected to sell for thousands and benefit a number of local charities.

Gibson, the benefactor of the statue, offered a brief period of immunity and pleaded for the guitar’s return. That period has now passed.

Why do I get the feeling that right now there’s some sort of Raising Arizona dumbass squeezing himself around this statue in his cramped, dirty trailer littered with beer cans and cigarette butts?

If you are that Raising-Arizona dumbass, you might want to come clean now and hope Gibson doesn’t press charges. If you live next to the Raising-Arizona dumbass, the number to call to turn him in is: 1-800-4Gibson, Ext. 2431 . Tell them Guitarbalooga sent you. I could use the publicity.