Mormon crickets are a particularly nasty problem out west. Periodically, they band together in dense packs and march along, devouring all plant life in their path. They can stop traffic and will even scurry through your house. Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about them:

The Mormon cricket exists in populations of relatively low density throughout most of its range. However, at certain times and places, population explosions or infestations occur in which large numbers of the cricket form roving bands. These bands may include millions of individuals and have a population density of up to 100 individuals per square meter. These infestations may last years or even decades, and are characterized by a gradual increase and then decrease in population. The factors that trigger these infestations are poorly understood, but are thought to be weather-related.

Sounds great, huh?

Fear not, Guitarbalooga readers, for we alone are uniquely qualified to combat this terrible scourge. For it is said that one mighty weapon we possess can combat them: the power of rock (especially Led Zeppelin and the Rolling Stones) . So, if you see them coming, aim that amp out the window, turn it up, and watch their little cricket ears bleed!

Or, you could just buy a pesticide like Sevin. Either way. Choice is yours.

(via DiscoverMagazine.com)