Imagine yourself in New York City, hitting the hottest clubs. Suddenly, out of the mist, comes Sebastian Bach, and he’s looking for a guitar player for his new band! It’s your frickin’ lucky day! World tours! Parties! And holy crap: groupies!

But he needs a demo. Like right now. So what do you do?

Not a problem if you own the Jewel Guitar Necklace USB Flash Drive from Gadget4All.

I just wish it were a little more man-friendly, if you get my drift. Like this one from Amazon. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me.