Imagine yourself in New York City, hitting the hottest clubs. Suddenly, out of the mist, comes Sebastian Bach, and he’s looking for a guitar player for his new band! It’s your frickin’ lucky day! World tours! Parties! And holy crap: groupies!
But he needs a demo. Like right now. So what do you do?
Not a problem [...]

What to buy for the guitarist that has everything? Another amp? Another guitar? Some strings? Pfffft.
How about a $400 Pratesi backpack? It’s got a little speaker built into the sound hole and also comes in black.
I don’t know, I kind of like it.
(via coolest-gadgets.com)

Friends, this is likely the most important Guitarbalooga post ever. EVH branded sneakers are now for sale on EVHGear.com! Unfortunately, they were out of stock when I tried to order.
But that does not deter me. I will have these sneakers. Oh, yes. I will.
Update: Apr. 15, 2009
$65 dollars later, I’m proud to tell you that [...]

I missed Jet Fretz from this year’s NAMM show. It’s not often that you hear about “breakthrough fret technology,” but maybe this is the real deal. I’ll let you decide. The theory behind Jet Fretz is similar to that of scalloped fretboards: since your finger doesn’t quite touch the fretboard when you fret a note, [...]

I don’t know, I’m kind of fond of all the little dings and pits that give my favorite guitars some character, but GuitarGuard has come up with a way to help protect your investment if that’s your thing:
Tired of dings, dents, scrapes and scratches on your pride and joy (SRV).
That’s over! GuitarGuard, is like guitarist [...]

Being something of a connoisseur of classic arcade games (I have one of those homebrew MAME machines in my condo wired up with controls from Happs), I would love to own one of these Space Invaders straps. I’d like to see other games too–especially Donkey Kong, the best video game ever made.